The Analyzation of Everything.

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Tue Dec 1

“ You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan,
and the next five years trying to be with your friends again. From “All My Friends” by LCD Soundsystem

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Sun Nov 29

architectureblog:

Alki Townhomes in Seattle by Johnston Architects | Interior Design, Decorating, Furniture, Architecture, Home & House Design Magazine

What some of you may not know is that I would have been an architecture major if I wasn’t so afraid to move away from Orlando (UCF doesn’t have an architecture program). Houses like this give me such a warm fuzzy feeling inside. Aluminum + Wood siding + glass = nom nom nom.

Sometimes I wonder why I worry too much instead of just doing what will really make me happy.

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Fri Nov 27

"DWB: Driving While Black"

criticalculture:

WASHINGTON — The Secret Service is investigating how a Virginia couple slipped through security checkpoints and crashed President Obama’s first state dinner this week, Ed Donovan, a spokesman for the agency, said Thursday.

Hey American, since most of your citizens are constantly running their fucking mouths about “pork” and supposedly wasteful spending, let me do you a solid and tell you how this was able to happen.

The crashers in question were a well-dressed, attractive, white, middle-aged, able-bodied, heterosexual couple. These intersecting traits typify them as belonging to both the normative attendees of the event and the most privileged segment of American mass society. Your security staff is not trained to view such persons as “threats.” To put it simply, these people managed to infiltrate the White House because your people did their jobs “correctly.”

Don’t bother looking for a “weak link” in the chain of command, because you’ll never find one. (Although I’m certain that someone low on the ranks will take the fall for this). Instead look for prejudices in your training regimes.

There, I just saved you a few million dollars.

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Fri Nov 20